Toss Ten Tuesday is here again! Yeah! This month not only did I have a great time throwing away some stuff, I also had a great time finding some old memorabilia just sitting around in the wrong place. I was able to put it where it goes and share some of it with an old friend who will get a kick out of seeing himself 20 years
ago! This was a great TT Month! Hope all of y'all are still enjoying yourselves.
AU REVOIR BAG OF PANTYHOSE. WHEN DO YOU SUPPOSE WAS THE LAST TIME I HAD ON A PAIR OF YOU GUYS? YEARS AGO, I AM SURE. MOST OF YOU HAVE RUNNERS OR YOUR ELASTIC IS SHOT SO I COULDN'T WEAR YOU EVEN IF I WAS SO INCLINED. YA'LL WILL GO RIGHT INTO THE BURNING BARREL, I DOUBT ANYONE WOULD WANT MY OLD HOSE!
AU REVOIR OLD CAKE AND CANDY MAKING SUPPLIES. I DO LOVE TO DECORATE CAKES AND KEEP JUST THE BASICS, BUT Y'ALL WERE EITHER EXPIRED OR DOUBLES. GO FROST SOMEONE ELSE'S CAKES.
AU REVOIR CDS. I HAVE BEEN ORGANIZING ALL MY CDS AND DVDS AND SOMEHOW I FOUND A PILE THAT I HAD MISSED. YOU GUYS DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT. (IF YOU NOTICE THE N'SNYC CD IN THE PILE DON'T FRET-THEY DID MAKE THE CUT, TWICE. THIS WAS A DUPLICATE!)
AU REVOIR SHIRTS. YOU TWO SHIRTS FELL VICTIM TO THE RED YARN TEST. IF I GO TO PUT A PIECE OF CLOTHES ON AND I DECIDE NOT TO WEAR IT, I WILL TIE A RED STRING ON THE HANGER. IF I FIND THREE PIECES OF RED YARN, THEN I DONATE IT TO GOODWILL. THREE STRIKES AND YA'LL ARE GONE!
AU REVOIR UGLY BUNNIES. I THINK I BOUGHT YOU ON CLEARANCE WHEN I WAS WORKING AT MICHAEL'S. #1-YOU GUYS WERE ON CLEARANCE, NOT A GOOD SIGN. #2-THIS IS THE FIRST YEAR I'VE PUT YOU OUT 'CAUSE I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE UGLY. WHY, OH, WHY DID I BUY YOU?
AU REVOIR BRASS DISH. I'M SURE YOU WERE GREAT WHEN YOU WERE BRIGHT AND SHINY. I DO NOT WANT TO POLISH YOU, SO YOU SIT IN A DRAWER TAKING UP SPACE. MAYBE THE FOLKS IN YOUR NEW HOME WILL POLISH YOU.
AU REVOIR MISCELLANEOUS PAPERWORK. I HAVE BEEN PRETTY GOOD ABOUT FILING AND KEEPING TRACK OF ALL THE PAPERWORK FROM EVERYDAY LIFE. Y'ALL HAVE BEEN HIDING OUT AT THE BOTTOM OF A JUNK DRAWER AND NOW THAT IT IS GETTING CLEANED OUT YOU ARE GETTING PITCHED.
AU REVOIR GOLD EARRINGS AND PIN FROM THE 80'S. I LOOKED GREAT WHEN I WORE THESE....IN THE EIGHTIES!! EVEN IF THEY WERE TO BE FASHIONABLE AGAIN, I DON'T REALLY WEAR ANYTHING BUT SILVER, SO AU REVOIR!
AU REVIOR ROMANCE BOOKS. I USED TO READ YOU AND THEN SAVE YOU. DO NOT ASK ME WHY I WOULD SAVE YOU. THINKING THAT I LOOKED SMART WITH A BUNCH OF ROMANCE BOOKS ON MY SHELF? THINKING I WOULD RE-READ YOU SOME DAY? AARRGG! TO BOTH OF THOSE THOUGHTS. LET SOME OTHER WOMAN WHO IS A SLIGHTLY-CLOSETED ROMANCE LOVER ENJOY YOU.
AU REVIOR OLD SCRAPBOOK. I STARTED YOU TO HOLD ALL MY STAGE MEMORABILIA. ONLY A FEW PAGES WERE FULL AND COMPARED TO WHAT I DO THESE DAYS, LOOK VERY CHEESY. SO OUT CAME THE PAGES, I STORED YOU WITH THE REST OF MY MEMORABILIA AND AM SENDING CRAIG A FEW TIDBITS TO ENJOY! HOPEFULLY SOME TEENAGE GIRL WILL FILL YOU WITH THE COOL STUFF OF HER LIFE!
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